non-thinker 

a person whose decision making shows an complete absence of common sense and or intelligence, but shows an abundance of ignorance and stupidity

people who are unemployed but actively try to have children, thats an example non-thinker

non-thinker by nicole nice July 23, 2009

THINKER 

Two Healthy Incomes No Kids Early Retirement

Lucky them...they are THINKERs!

THINKER by JezthePuff January 3, 2007

Thinker Lonker Donk 

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

Thinker Lonker Donk by awesome October 3, 2003

Thinded 

When you marry a girl from India, she gets her permanent residence then divorces you to go live with the boyfriend she had all along.

Ah man did you hear about Gurv...he got thinded !

Thinded by Tera Bura February 4, 2019

surface thinker 

used to define somebody who conforms and has no real thoughts with any depth

Ashley is SUCH a surface thinker!

surface thinker by Mick Jagger Fan March 4, 2015

Logical thinker 

Someone who observes a situation and resolves/tries to resolve it in a reasonable way.

Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual

Antonyms: conservative and liberal

Mark: “Whoa! She’s answered that question in the utmost rational way!”

Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”

Logical thinker by BowieFan1976 March 22, 2022

Free Thinker 

Someone who thinks that they have "unique" or "interesting" opinions, while in reality simply regurgitating whatever they hear from others. Peolple who call themselves this typically have very little critical thinking skills and fail to actually challenge their own beleifs because they live in an echo chamber of "SJW OWNED" and other denominations of cringe surface level right wing commentary. The name is actually a misknowmer because they should be more accuratly called people who are "Free of thinking".

Person 1: Bro I had to sit next to some "free thinker" in my social studies class, he kept arguing with the teacher about stuff that no one cares about
Person 2: Guess you won't be cheating off your neigbor this semester.

Free Thinker by KingofKahn December 2, 2022