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gave them the middle finger 

flip someone off, raise the middle finger in an aggressive gesture meaning "fuck you!" The raised middle finger suggests a phallus.
The driver was tailgating me, so when they passed me I gave them the middle finger.

Gave me the ick

The selfie Bryson posted rating his favorite song from Harry’s new album immediately gave me the ick.

Gave them the mattress pump 

To reveal to someone you’re engaged
“I wanted to take her by surprise revealing my ring so i gave them the mattress pump”

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS 

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.
EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him  

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.
Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

the rubies that I gave up

When you are in a relationship and lose your closest friends because of it. // When you give up your rubies for a relationship that is doomed to fail.
"When we got together, everything was so perfect and now everything is going bad and I think about everything I gave up for him. All my friends - all the rubies that I gave up.“