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the tear jerker 

whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.
dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.

indian tear-jerker 

When the girl/guy gives an Indian burn to the shaft of the receiver till the point of crying. That is when the giver uses the produced tears as lubricant until the point of orgasm is achieved.
Meghan: I want to try something special tonight... I'm gonna make your dick burn until your balls cry out, I call it the indian tear-jerker

Tearjerkation 

Verb from: tearjerkate. To masturbate ferociously using your tears as lubricant.
In a sentence: "Patrick tearjerkated for 2 weeks straight after that girl Susan stood him up at Prom" "Tearjerkation is the only way Patrick can get off now"
Tearjerkation by Matcaker November 14, 2014

Tear Jerker 

To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.
A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
Tear Jerker by hologrammar June 6, 2011

Tearjerking 

tearjerking: to tearjerk, masturbate whilst crying.
Tearjerking by Backlit Villain October 16, 2008

tearjerkin 

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly when drunk on Valentines Day.
After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.
tearjerkin by Chinese Mike January 10, 2009