Double Taper

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

by JBest in show January 6, 2009

poliet taper

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)

{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?

by Telephony May 29, 2016

turd taper

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.

Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!

by tsunjo October 22, 2008

facebook taper

The diminishment of a conversation to shorter and shorter sentences on facebook. Usually the conversation is between two people who, over the course of the exchange, realize they have little to say to each other.

After I noticed our convo turning into a facebook taper, I realized I probably shouldn't have added my 8th grade lab partner.

by jahscii November 4, 2009

Duct Taper

Someone who's so irritating when they talk you want to duct tape their mouth shut.

Duct Tape fixes everything.

That woman wont shut up during the movie. She's a Duct Taper.

by diongham September 6, 2010

red taper

an offensive term for meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Uncle Dimma December 26, 2017

gaper taper

Someone who gapes people's buttholes and then tapes them up. It is a skill that requires great quickness and timing.

Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.

Claude: Man I'm just not the gaper taper I was in my youth.

by Mick Onium October 24, 2012