Duct Taper

Someone who's so irritating when they talk you want to duct tape their mouth shut.

Duct Tape fixes everything.
That woman wont shut up during the movie. She's a Duct Taper.
by diongham September 06, 2010
mugGet the Duct Tapermug.

Sodding Cunt

When a woman's vagina has a urinary tract infection after being penetrated anally, without the man washing his dick first.
"He didn't wash his dick before fucking me. I hope I don't get a sodding cunt."
by diongham November 08, 2011
mugGet the Sodding Cuntmug.