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Swollenoscopy 

Euphemism for anal sex - eg. performing a colonoscopy with a swollen penis
My girlfriend was really drunk the other night so I gave her a swollenoscopy
Swollenoscopy by gruntyphish July 5, 2010

Swollen Nubbins

Puffy nipples on a young woman.
Sweet redheaded beauty queen with puffy swollen nubbins.
Swollen Nubbins by wtfgwar June 20, 2013

swollen vagina 

swollen vagina

when labia is fat
Guy 1: "wow that vagina sure is inflamed"
Guy 2: "swollen vagina"
Actually Pronounced "Swole" Meaning musclular
That MoFucka was swole.
swollen by SKYMAN June 20, 2003
Switch OLED Model but said by cool people.
I wanted to spend money on a Switch Pro, but I had to settle for a SWOLED instead.
SWOLED by mmmgoood August 18, 2021

swollen hatchet wound 

another term for a female vagina
swollen hatchet wound by Twisted February 27, 2003