pain and suffering 

a general description of life

how one feels when they wake up

Person 1: How's life?

Person 2: Pain and Suffering

Person 1: Haha, that sounds like a you problem

pain and suffering by Pain in a nutshell May 10, 2021

human suffering 

The thing that gets me through the day

John: Man i love the smell of human suffering in the morning.

human suffering by Osteoprotips January 18, 2017

The Suffering 

A game for the Xbox where you play as Torque...a man accused of murdering his family. What turns out to be sitting in a regular prison....awaiting his time to be executed...all hell breaks loose...literally...you must escape the demon infested prison, and the ending of the game depends on your character's actions.

My bro: "The Suffering is such a scary ass game"
Me: "...cool! I wanna play it!"

The Suffering by Dirge February 13, 2005

Swiffing out

When someone says he/she will do something and then does not do it because of of laziness, irresponsibility or worthlessness. Can also mean when someone needs to do a task within a certain timeframe and then gives notice of failure after the time has expired.

Sean: Hey Jeremy, can you get me my tickets before 6:00pm tomorrow?
Jeremy (at 6:30pm the next day): I will not be able to get you your tickets.
Sean: Damn, that Jeremy is always swiffing out...

Swiffing out by baaaaaaaab January 17, 2010

Stuffering

The suffering one feels after a large consumption of carbohydrates (namely stuffing).

"Dude, I ate so much on Thanksgiving... I'm really stuffering..."

Stuffering by Lord Kaez November 27, 2009

suffering backwards 

This is used to describe an extreme level of suffering and going through it, only you start out living a good life but as you get older you only decline and are heading to rock bottom.

Lisa " I cannot believe I used to drive a jaguar and have all the money I wanted and more."

Kelley "but John told me he saw your bank account and you had 39,999 dollars just sitting in the bank?" What's up with this grief show?

Lisa " I promise you that I am just over losing everything. I am definitely suffering backwards"

Kelley "...and back again" bless your heart.

suffering backwards by Ionajag November 3, 2013

Sluffering 

To have spicy farts

There was much sluffering after the battle of bro steve vs the creepers and the very very bad Santiago chili.

Sluffering by The black box November 27, 2016