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Swab Goblin

A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.
“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”
Swab Goblin by Funny Farmer January 6, 2022
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Swab Her Poop Deck

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!
Swab Her Poop Deck by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
When a male squats down with shorts and the ball sack makes a buldging underneath him.

Can also mean the act of tea bagging one woman and than placing your sacred ones into another womans mouth.
Example 1:
Guy 1: dude wtf?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: quit squating down to grab that shit, your swab bag is showing.

Example 2:
Yeah bro it was pretty sweet. Those two lovely ladies that I fertilized were such freaks. They let me swab bag them after I came.
swab bag by the swabster July 1, 2010

swab the deck 

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."
swab the deck by confusinomiton September 22, 2008

Swab and Bob 

Receiving a Blowjob while cleaning ones ear. The cough/sneeze from the swab creates a more intense orgasm.
"My legs buckled after my swab and bob in the bathroom this morning."

"The q-tip always smells a little different after a good swab and bob."
Swab and Bob by miltshot July 19, 2009

swab jockey

A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.
Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.
swab jockey by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006