Successful person 

Someone who's successful in life. He/she has survived school and university. Has no debt. Is very intelligent. Has a stable marriage. And has truly beaten everyone else

Out of all 3000 of my schoolmates. Trajan out of all people is the successful person.

Successful person by Trajan Anntonius May 27, 2019

Roman Succession Party 

A party thrown which starts on the 31st of July at any time and continues into the 1st of August representing the succession of the leaders of Rome i.e. Gaius Julius Caesar (represented by July) to Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus (represented by August). This party is most formally thrown toga style with laurels strongly encouraged. Wine is common to be found at these parties along with Sambuca Romana and other Italian drinks. At 12 AM on the 1st of August someone (usually the host) has to pretend to get stabbed and after the stabbing someone splashes red wine on the person stabbed to represent blood. The party continues from there as any normal party would.

Bob: "Yo I'm throwing a Roman Succession Party. Do you want to come?"
Billy: "Only if I get to pretend stab you and splash wine on you."
Bob: "Yeah that's fine, show up around 6, and bring some cheap red wine."

Roman Succession Party by Dan J. P. Jr. or Dan the Man July 24, 2009

Success 

You can't spell success without the succ.

And frankly, I don't see you getting either.

You don't know the real definition of success until you have received the succ.

Success by Herpes 2.0 June 18, 2018

Successful Poo 

The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.

A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)

Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"

or

David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"

Successful Poo by NOOTNOOOT July 3, 2011

Quick Pop Success 

Media made with lower quality and in quicker time, for the sole purpose of getting a profit and sales, typically pop albums. These usually aren’t really that good, making the success short and not much people listen or watch it the year after.

That film was a quick pop success.
Drake’s and Justin Bieber’s albums are quick pop successes.

Quick Pop Success by Godlys June 3, 2023

Successful 

Something that you'll never be because your currently on Urban Dictionary instead of studying for that big exam.

Bill Gates is Successful because he has never heard of Urban Dictionary.

Successful by a Successful person123 June 17, 2020

Grande Success 

The Grande Success is the nickname of the drink rumored to be ordered by Warren Buffett, Jay-Z, and Chad Ochocinco at Starbucks. These very successful people have been commonly linked to their morning beverage preference.

"The best way to be head and shoulders above the rest, is by starting your day with a Grande Success."

Grande Success by Sbux Barista December 31, 2011