Gerber Squirtin' 

A term used to describe the act of a prepubescent boy masturbating.

Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'

Mom: "Jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?"

Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"

Gerber Squirtin' by ajaykoz93 June 14, 2010

Squirting Penoch 

The act of a smelly pussy ejaculating during climax

Your sister's squirting penoch ruined my sheets.

Squirting Penoch by Paco Taco Soliz March 21, 2010

Hurting for a squirting 

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.

"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!

Hurting for a squirting by MrKent October 25, 2009

Squidling 

A human individual under the age of 30. It can also be strongly affected by a specific time, place, or circumstance. IE,

"You're behaving like a squidling"

You squidlings had better get off my lawn before I call your parents!

Squidling by 10ch4n September 29, 2009

Squirting Squid 

A sex move that the partner gets any pen that contains ink and move it in a flued, pleasurable motion in the other partners vagina that the partner is squirting the ink into either a random or fixed direction.

Me and that chick Vicky did the squirting squid and she said she never felt so good during it.

Squirting Squid by Dr. Heinz Dufenshmers January 25, 2020

Squirreling

1. referring to a sudden distraction (an A.D.D. lapse in time) mid thought, while another is talking, or when trying to accomplish any task.

(definition is in reference to the movie Up when the evil dogs would stop mid sentence thinking they saw a squirrel)

Example 1: "Stop squirreling on me bro."

Example 2: "Quit squirreling on me every 2 seconds, I'm trying to give you directions."

NOTE: there was a lot of squirreling while trying to define this word.

Squirreling by mfucci September 7, 2012

Squirting The Guac 

Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.

Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.

You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?

Squirting The Guac by Galapagos Plamondon August 27, 2007