squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.

Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"

squirrel humper by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

a secret squirrel bunch 

This is a group of intelligence, military and SpecOps cooperating in a top secret endeavor.

The Rangers were working on a special operation with a secret squirrel bunch.

a secret squirrel bunch by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021

Squirrel Boy 

A firefighter or EMT that goes to other fire department or squad's calls, either to their building or to their scene to watch and\or help out the other department. Often also referred to as a whacker.

State Trooper: Who's that guy that's just standing over there watching everything?
Fire Chief: Oh he's okay, he's harmless. That's our Squirrel Boy, he belongs to Station 46 but he comes to our calls a lot.

Squirrel Boy by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

Squirrel Pelt 

The pubic nest of an older woman

After a long day of work, Gloria had pencil shavings in her SQUIRREL PELT.

Squirrel Pelt by Little T mart July 30, 2009

squirrel handed 

To have a squirrel for a hand

Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.

squirrel handed by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003

squirrel grip

The grip you have when you grab some guy by the testicles, hence having a "handful of nuts". Agonising for men, it is a source of endless amusement for onlookers and passers-by. Another form of this term is "going the squirrel", which means that someone is attempting to grab someone else in a squirrel grip.

Person 1: This guy picked a fight with me the other day, but I got him in the "squirrel grip" and he sure changed his tune quickly.

Person A: This guy attacked Sophie in a dark alley, so she "went the squirrel" on him and escaped. Poor bastard'll be singing high-C from now on.

squirrel grip by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005

Squirrel Bushing

v: the act of a woman inserting a squirrel head-first into her vagina, while leaving the bushy-tail outside of her body.

"I saw it! She has a hairy penis!"
"Naw man, she's just squirrel bushing."

Squirrel Bushing by onceandfuturekingofspain May 25, 2013