spunk saucer 

When a girls labia are so big that she can spread them open like a small pink plate, ie a saucer, and wants you to spunk all over them.

Susanne had a really big spunk saucer

spunk saucer by Labia Large November 3, 2011

Spunk Stick 

A young man who thinks with only his penis. He may be attractive, however lacks mental faculties. (Derogatory)

That young man is nothing but a no good Spunk Stick!

Spunk Stick by headcase360 March 28, 2010

Spunk Skunk 

When a concubine with resent ejaculat inside of their anal cavity is threatened, they will proceed to forcefully excreat said ejaculat in an act of defeanse. Spraying the threat.

Attempting to rob Sharqesha the local prostitute may end with her spunk skunking you.

Spunk Skunk by McThunder Daddy September 4, 2018

spunk spitting gutter slut

a dirty slutty lady who, as she speaks may shower you in another mans sieman

shes a right spunk spitting gutter slut.

spunk spitting gutter slut by southern shed squad June 30, 2006

Spunk Skip 

A women with Zero self esteem who just accepts the fact that blokes are going to unload any extra qwem floating around their sacks into her stinking pouch like the dirt she obviousley is

That Courtney is a proper spunk skip

Spunk Skip by Mrlemon September 28, 2011

Spunk-spike

When you spike something that resembles spunk (like shampoo) with a load of semen out of dislike for the person who uses the spiked fluid, i.e. your ex-girlfriends hair-conditioner.

Hey Bro, I spunk-spiked my teachers yogurt the other day while I was in detention, he deserved it for being such an idiot...

Spunk-spike by McDanni December 15, 2011

Spunk Spreader 

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.

Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.

Spunk Spreader by Gearls March 6, 2009