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dirty sprite 

Lean, sizzurp, drank, purp, in other words, its dat weak opiate drink that gets you chopped an screwed. The other definitions on UrbanDictionary include the usage of jolly ranchers, popularized in some hip hop songs and even the inclusion of benzodiazepines (xanax, valium, etc) to push that sedated high one step further.

Im not telling you not to mix your drank with liquor or benzos, but the fact is: dirty sprite = drank. Drank is just purple codeine + promethazine cough syrup poured into some sprite or 7-up. It can also be used to describe yellow hydrocodone + chlorpheniramine mixed with the same kinds of soda. The point is -- its opiate cough syrup in a clear soda, drunk to slow you down and screw up your night.

Take it easy, opiates are serious business. I've been clean of that shit for years, but the definitions on UD are all kinda fucked, so, here's the real one for you.
My niggas gettin' right, smokin weed with dirty sprite. I'm goin' wild for the night fuck being polite.

Sprite Dogg 

Someone who can fit their penis in a sprite bottle and has room to spare.The user usually owns a chode.
Jack is called sprite dogg because he can some how fit his penis in a sprite bottle
Sprite Dogg by york hunt July 31, 2008

Megaman Sprite Comic

A webcomic by brotoad. Notable for being the first comic to use actual megaman sprites from the actual megaman video games

It features characters such as:

megaman, a prick-hating robot conceived by dr dad, notable for his catchphrase of "what"
zero, megamans brother who frequently plays b ball and eats b ball pasta
dr dad, megamans and zeros dad you idiot
dogmobile, megamans trusty dog companion, notable for always saying "BARFK BARFK"
uncle proton, megamans uncle who hates the ozone
roll, megamans girlfriend and sister
quickman, a prick

And many more..

Also turned into a game, Megaman Sprite Game, notable for being the first game using actual megaman sprites from the actual megaman computer games.They're all great
Guy 1: Hey man did you see Vinny's stream on the Megaman Sprite Comic yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah

Guy 3: Hey what's the best webcomic
Guy 4: The Megaman Sprite Comic duh
Guy 3: Haha you answered wrong the answer is insert overrated webcomic here
Guy 4: HowDareYouSayThatInMyFaceIWillMurderYouAndDrinkYourBloodLikeDogmobileDrinksToadmansBloodYouPrick

Sprinted 

The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.
He just got sprinted by his bank since he protested the monthly fees in his account a few months in a row.
Sprinted by Piranha August 5, 2007

Want a sprite cranberry? 

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.
i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

Daddy Sprite 

Bud Light Lime’s alias. This fruity excuse for a beer is not for kids or the faint of heart. It’s the beverage of choice for New Balance and hiked up white sock wearing dads everywhere.
Slogan: “Obey your dad bod. Drink Daddy Sprite.”
Daddy Sprite by ThatFriggnGuy July 10, 2018

Crispy Sprite 

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.
At the end of a long summer day, Jordan took a big sip of his crispy Sprite.