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posh spotter 

Someone who is quick to call other people "posh cunts" and make fun of them for it, even if the accused in question is not particularly posh, and the accuser is not actually that poor.

The accuser, in 99% of cases, will think that they are hard and ghetto, and will make as much noise as possible in an exaggerated accent to try and prove it. However, their behaviour suddenly ceases and they become very sheepish when in the prescence of genuinely "ghetto" poor people.

Posh spotters can be either boys or girls.
Person 1 : "Ha ha, listen to you, ya posh cunt"
Person 2 : "...huh"
Person 3 : "Man, stop being such a fucking posh spotter. Everyone already thinks you're a prick"
posh spotter by OiOiBoy July 2, 2006

Chimney Spotter 

Local nickname for a bloke in Beverley who used to walk around looking up at the chimneys on houses whilst laughing and getting sexual satisfaction! Also used to pace alongside trains in the station nodding at his reflection in the windows!
Darrel: "Who's the window licker with a hard on looking at my roof?"
Chris: "Chill mate, he's the Chimney Spotter"
Chimney Spotter by oscarino June 7, 2009

Opp spotter 

A person who is never caught lacking. Someone who finds their opps and spots them.
Jack: aye bro ain’t that you’re opp
Duke: shi bro you’re right
Jack: you a real opp spotter
Opp spotter by Lilkey April 29, 2022

Vagina Spotter 

A spray cleanser that removes cum/body fluid stains from the vagina, making it look fresh and new.
Stephanie had a large cream pie injected in her the night before, so she used vagina spotter.
Vagina Spotter by BIG'n'NASTY August 21, 2007

Stobart Spotter 

A condition whereby the victim suffers from acute attacks of truck-fetish.
I suffer from the Stobart. Is there any cure from it? Shoot me now!
Stobart Spotter by Dr Smiegel June 12, 2003

Indiana frog spotter 

When you really dunk, and you think your having sex with a women, but you wake up the next day and its a frog from Indiana.
I was so wasted, I did an Indiana frog spotter