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An Ultramarines army in warhammer
man those smurfs always have land raiders!
smurf by The_Dark_Side May 8, 2005
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A method of finishing kicking someones ass, by smacking your dick across there face, ensuring maximum humiliation
smurf by Cutthroat-LS May 13, 2005
A word meaning awesome, great, kool or any describing words like that.
Also a TV show staring 100 little blue people.
A kids show.
Smurf 1: "Man Did you see Janet last niight"
Smurf 2: "Oh yeah she was freaken smurf man"
Smurf 1: "I know hey she was so smurf"

Made up Episode:Smurf 1: "Man i found smurfet in bed with papa smurf last night"
Smurf 2: "ohhhhhh man to bad for you hey"
Smurf 1: "Yeah but i found a new lady called baby smurf who is so smurf"
smurf by Cohenjd January 16, 2008
A term given to dumb players in the Battlefield series. They sit around and do nothing while your squad does everything. Usually snipers on an attacking rush map, how are you going to get the objective by sitting back.
trammellk: Look at that dumbass smurf sitting in our spawn

WWADDICT: How the hell we supposed to win with players like that.

SublimeSouth: We should kill all the fucking smurfs!
Smurf by trammellk July 21, 2011
Guy 1: Dude, what have you been doing?
Guy 2:Oh, i was out back choking a smurf.
smurf by the charlie January 14, 2009
Smurf-(noun)(adj.)1.a small woodland creature said to be three apples tall and blue

2.a censor word used to cover up profane language
1. That smurf stole my apples!

2. Shut the smurf up
Smurf by Avarael May 21, 2008