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When a person is very high on marijuana.
bro that last blunt got me smooked
Smooked by professor weichert March 19, 2017
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In mario kart 64, the act of running over a bomb when equipped with a star while playing battle mode with three or more players. The bomb then disappears and the screen stands still, leaving that player in horrible shame and barring them from further play. While the screen stands still, the smoter has the opportunity to perform the "star dance."
Jafari: Aw, I'm a bomb. I'm gonna get you.
Dave: (gets star and runs over Jafari) In your face!
Eric and Louis: Damn, you got smoted, Jafari!!!
(Jafari sets down his controller and hangs his head in shame.)
smoted by smotejafari October 15, 2008

shmooted 

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush
after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted
shmooted by 3bc March 8, 2009
A word derived accidentally from a typo of the spelling of spotted. Often used to describe someone wealthy who misplaced their money or is having trouble relocating it.
"Greg spooted his money."
"He is SO spooted."
"He's my little spooted." =)
spooted by eM* April 12, 2005

Smoothdick

One who masturbates so much there are no longer ridges in their penis. Similar use to neckbeard.
You know those guys who are always hanging around the GameStop? Fucking smoothdicks.
when someone spits into your asshole and you fart it back out into someone else's mouth.
she spit in my ass and i spooted it into her friends mouth and she ate it.
spooted by spootbooty December 19, 2018