my hand slipped

An oft-said expression, mostly spotted on Twitter or Tumblr, uttered when one has posted a drawing online that is in some way peculiar, inappropriate, or unexpected. Synonymous to "Someone take Photoshop/GIMP away from me".

*posts tweet with fanart based on a stupid pun* "oops my hand slipped"

my hand slipped by cutesy pastel living doll May 30, 2015

Truck Stopped 

Visiting a truck stop restroom to use the facility and agreeing to be rectally violated by a big, burly trucker.

Dan: Hey Joe. What's with Steve? He seems a little dazed since you all got back from your road trip. And he's walking funny.

Joe: Ask him what happen braaaahhhh. We stopped to piss just outside of Chattanooga and after I left, he wound up getting truck stopped by some trucker named Carl for gas money.

Truck Stopped by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015

Mitch Slapped 

Term for the expression people make when listening to the notes from unexpected voices... (See: Mitch Grassi in Pentatonix- Hallelujah)

I jus got Mitch Slapped

Mitch Slapped by Svn0One May 20, 2022

Finger Slipped 

When you're playing Save the World and a idiotic scammers excuse is that "his finger slipped"

Owner of Island: Alright I got edits on the box. 3. 2. 1.
Scammer: *Scammer grabs weapons and runs to other guys guns*
Owner of Island: What do you think you're doing?
Scammer: I'm so sorry man I was eating KFC because my mom owns it and the grease got all over my clothes, my controller, my hair, and my hand.
Owner of Island: So you're FINGER SLIPPED?
Scammer: I guess.

Finger Slipped by huanghu October 12, 2018

gimp slapped 

1.To be assualted by one who is handicapped, either permanently or temporarily.

2. To be assualted with a means of assistance for a temporary or permanent handicap.

Yo, did you see that? He hobbled on over and gimp slapped him with his crutch!

gimp slapped by Da saus is good April 7, 2008

slipped disc 

Relates to a commonly believed myth that intervertebral discs can "slip" or move out of place.

In truth, discs are much stronger than we give them credit for; they are really strong, adaptable and supported by powerful ligaments that hold them in place.

Discs can be damaged, but they normally repair... naturally!

Disc injuries can be normal across the lifespan (like wrinkles and grey hair). They often do not cause any pain at all.

For painful disc injuries, extended rest is unhelpful and light activity is recommended.

"I though I had a slipped disc, but that actully doesn't happen. Discs are actually really stable and robust."

slipped disc by Mateo, fisio australiano September 1, 2019

Whoopi Slapped 

When someone fills their butt hole full of air, and slaps them with it and lets out a poo.

Shane Dawson was crazy as all shit in bed and whoopi slapped me.

Whoopi Slapped by Adrojake January 11, 2011