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sewing circle
A group of people in an office environment, that talk for most of the day, as opposed to doing their actual jobs.
sewing circle by DonLoganNo April 24, 2017
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Smewing
To be constantly engaged in the act of cat hoovering.
Also the standard EU maximum weight guideline for lifts.
Also the standard EU maximum weight guideline for lifts.
This short article from a Reading (UK) newspaper decribes such an event
'Ed was soon arrested when the police were informed by a neighbour of strange sounds described to be "Identical to the time her uncle hoovered up the cat" the lady ate a peanut then digressed "Aye, i knew that sound straight away.....cats being vacuumed has a distinct tone to it"
Questions were asked as to how he sourced a constant supply of cats, the local police seargent suggested "he might have been giving birth to them every morning after drinking the off milk found in the fridge" traces of mohair were found in the suspects rear.
Later that evening Smewing was said to have actually made the Cheshire cat extinct after causing a lift to collapse on his way to the police station, crushing it beyond recognition.'
'Ed was soon arrested when the police were informed by a neighbour of strange sounds described to be "Identical to the time her uncle hoovered up the cat" the lady ate a peanut then digressed "Aye, i knew that sound straight away.....cats being vacuumed has a distinct tone to it"
Questions were asked as to how he sourced a constant supply of cats, the local police seargent suggested "he might have been giving birth to them every morning after drinking the off milk found in the fridge" traces of mohair were found in the suspects rear.
Later that evening Smewing was said to have actually made the Cheshire cat extinct after causing a lift to collapse on his way to the police station, crushing it beyond recognition.'
Smewing by reginauld hooterschmee January 24, 2007
spewing bullshit
spewing bullshit by Suburbanz71 October 6, 2018
sewing circle
noun. When a group of male friends get together, then suddenly talk about their feelings and relationship problems; gossip.
Everything that said in the discussion is usually kept secret.
Everything that said in the discussion is usually kept secret.
On Friday night, Joe, Bob and Jim talked about their feelings about a girl they liked in a sewing circle.
Bob brought up his relationship problems which formed a sewing circle.
Bob brought up his relationship problems which formed a sewing circle.
sewing circle by 4n0n3m06z February 14, 2009
rusty sewing machine
The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.
The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.
rusty sewing machine by dis sho am good June 21, 2006
Slexing
Sleeping together and having sex. Not to confuse the term sleeping together but not having sex with sleeping together AND being in a sexual relationship.