One who, withoutconsciousness of doing so, holds a spoon or fork in their hand in a manner that resembles holding a bike handle, and proceeds to shovel the food into their face as if they were a caveman.
Sexual act in which onepartner force feeds their own feces down the other partner's throat and any other orifice they please.
Joseph: Hey man! What's up?
Michael: Awww dude, your breath is nasty!
Joseph: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I was too busy getting it in last night that I forgot to brush my teeth. ;)
Michael: Yea right! Someone did the Coal Shoveler to you, bro!
Exhausted from packing an entire landing under the influence of pineapple 4loko, the innebriated sasquatch whipped out the old shoveldick for some comic relief at the trails.
An old square-bodied pickup truck dat both looks like da scoop-blade on a spade and can push some serious snow wif a plow on da front. Gun-rack in da back window optional.
Whether a Silverado or Scottsdale, you can't beat an old simple-lined Shovelet for rugged good looks and reliableperformance --- it'll both haul heavy loads and get you 'n' yours from Point A to Point B!