cry shitting 

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation

Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

cry shitting by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017

shitting in my mailbox 

Used against a person who is a fucking blind motherfucker who plays all your goddamn videogames and is a foreskin who’s about learn about colors.

Yo, shit for brains! What god damn color is this ? Huh? You fucking blind motherfucker! Who the fuck do you think you are, coming here, shitting in my mailbox, playing my god damn video games? You’re gonna learn about colors you, you dumb foreskin!

shitting in my mailbox by Locomotive Man June 9, 2020

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin

Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles

Shitting Out Kitten Tails by KittenTails January 7, 2023

shitlings 

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .

Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.

shitlings by sheetling April 12, 2022

shitting bricks 

to be extremely scared or freightened

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks

shitting bricks by Mike March 9, 2005

Shuttling 

When a man inserts one end of a hamster tunnel into his asshole and the other end into the other male/females asshole. Then letting off a huge fart. Therefore sending his fart to the other person.

Toby: Jake do you wanna shuttle again?
Jake: Oh yeah, shuttle me, baby.
Toby: Good because I've been holding in this huge fart all day just for you ;)
Jake: I love shuttling with you Toby ;)

Shuttling by Allupyourfinger January 27, 2017

Shitting Beauty 

A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.

*knock* *knock* "Hey, Shitting Beauty! You gonna hog the can for a 100 years, or what!?"

Shitting Beauty by The Original Shitting Beauty August 15, 2013