shit a brick sideways 

Extreme surprise or exasperation

Shit a brick sideways! That's the most pathetic effort possible.

shit a brick sideways by toona November 5, 2003

shit a gold brick

phr. Southernism, used primarily as an exclamation of horror, shock, frustration, outrage, pain or some mix therein. It’s similar to shit a brick, but it’s more creative. It also happens to be one of my grandmothers favourite phrases. Most likely to be uttered if one of the following occurred:
1. Some moron pulled out in front of you on the road.
2. Someone did something extraordinarily stupid.
3. Something broke.
4. A piece is missing from whatever you are trying to assemble.
5. Someone ran into the sliding glass door again.
6. Someone left Legos on the floor.
7. The dog crapped in the house.
8. Your parents caught you sneaking back in at four in the morning.

Jeff: "Shit a gold brick! I shot my self in the foot again!
Jack: "That makes time number three this week, dumbass."

shit a gold brick by Dr. Strangehat December 9, 2008

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)

1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken by TRINNY BITCH September 10, 2011

shit on a brick 

Food that tastes gross no matter how you eat it.

kid: "Are we having Burgers for dinner?"
Mom: "No we're having Shit on a brick!"

shit on a brick by Holiday April 20, 2005

built like a brick shit house 

Someone who is very muscley or built like a body builder.
Also related to "stacked" and "ripped".

Thats dudes huge! He's built like a brick shit house!

built like a brick shit house by Fun Time Frankie October 19, 2006

built like a brick shit house 

Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" or built like M. Monroe.

Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.

built like a brick shit house by Ross Mcconnell August 14, 2006

built like a brick shit house 

Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" like M. Monroe.

Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.

built like a brick shit house by Ross Mcconnell August 12, 2006