shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

Shantel

Simply Put, Shantel is the most amazing person you could ever hope to know, let alone love, It takes a special type of man to win her love and affection, because a Shantel has Characteristics that no other species seems to express, She is Warm, affectionate, funny, loves to smile, can do anything the roughest, toughest cowboys can do.., yet she is the most beautiful individual in all of the human race, beautiful blonde hair that is like silk to the touch, green eyes deeper than the Mariana Trench, and more flowing curves than East Fairview Road ;) and a complexion more beautiful than any sunset you can imagine, on the flip side, she can be Cold and hateful when angered, a little insecure on occasion and if she ever says anything out of anger it is bound to rip your soul into shreds.. she is complicated, but the good far out weighs the bad, and when you win her love, she is faithful and will love you for life.. simply put, the most wonderful thing god ever created.

the original Shantel.

No one compares to Shantel

by bakersdelight89 June 22, 2011

Shantelle

A woman who absolutely takes your breath away. She is able to brighten up the room the second she walks in. People adore her the second they meet her due to her astonishing personality, talent, and humor. She might often deny how cute she is, but people know it is true. She causes your walls to crumble, makes you feel like you are on top of the world, and accepts you as you are. She is constantly there to motivate you when you need to get back on track and reach your goals. Her voice automatically can put a smile on your face even in the darkest times. She is strong when the toughest times creep up on her, and keeps her head up high. She is miraculous in every way, and touches multiple people's lives.

"Daymnnn, she's foinnee."
"No, she's Shantelle. ;)"

by ixp August 28, 2009

Shafted

Ripped off, cheated, treated most unfairly by people or even just by fate...

The story of Shark Island!

Shark Island were the biggest band in LA in the 80's, every band copied their style, their moves, everything. Axl Rose ripped off a lot of Richard Black's (Shark Island singer) moves and got famous with them. Yep, Shark Island got well and truly shafted!

by Dope Slanger August 24, 2006

Shantel

Very complicated, but mature, cold, and caring, smiles alot, loves to have fun, but likes to have quite days/nights, Shantel means music. Was taken off a song by the big bopper in the 50's I do believe. Shantilly lace.

Shantel means the sounds of music. It is not chantal, but shantel.

by IceVixen June 4, 2009

Shantelle

shantelle is a fucking badass chick, Who is shy, very much a tomboy, and the guys see her as one of the boys, just a pretty cool chick.

she seems pretty badass
thats cause shes a shantelle

by mofoe147 October 27, 2015

sharted

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."

by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006