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sexeditcrapitus 

To write a definition for the urban dictionary i.e. one of a of a highly graphic, but physically impossible/unacheivable/ridiculous sexual nature, written by someone that has no actual sexual experience. The sad intention behind this act is seeing one's name in print. It is a chronic condition characterised by having very small genitalia, no life, and an inability to socially interact with persons of the opposite/same sex due to being an utter and complete cretin. The only known cure is long walks and to stop espousing shite to real people

i.e. Those that are likely to smack you in the mouth for uttering such crap (The same as your mothers should have done, you sad fuckers.)
Exclamation: " hey dude/ waheeti/ obi wan kenobi/ whatever, i totally wompmasajoned her ass, with a large Jerusalem artichoke, several sheets of industrial grade marine plywood, four of my imaginary computer friends, and involving defecation and ejaculation, Oh and by the way, some shite place that you've never heard of/ have any interest in/would rather was obliterated by a small say 20k nuclear weapon woz where it happened dude/obi wan kenobi etc, is that a sexeditcrapitus thing to get me noticed or wot {ad Nauseam}

Real Person: " you futile, pathetic cunt" {'Smack' sound as fist makes contact with morally degenerate/pathetic/puerile mouth.
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Sexed-up 

(1) To be made sexy.
(2) To be ready to engage in sexual intercourse.
(3) To raise one's sex appeal.
Stace: Girls, let's get really sexed-up tonight!!
Sexed-up by Mr. Moto July 3, 2007
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"Dude, she's so sexed"
sexed by Scarn January 8, 2005
the act of having sex with someone
i sexed him last night. ;)
sexed by bekah March 10, 2004

sexpedition 

Going on an extended drive, or expedition for sex, or the act of having sex in a Ford Expedition.
"Dude, I am driving all the way up to the westside for a mad sexpedition."

"He's got a nice ride, I'm about to ask him for a sexpedition"
sexpedition by amandagfunk September 5, 2007
The age at which one may concent to have sexual intercourse. The actual age varies from state to state.
Melanie shagged the entire football team on her sexteenth birthday.
Sexteen by Jason January 25, 2005

Sextexting

When two people text eachother through their cellphones, saying dirty things. Similar to online sex, but through texting instead.
"Me and Josh were sextexting for so long last night. It made me so horny."
Sextexting by Meredith T. December 24, 2008