Sewered 

When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.

The opposite of being a wingman

"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"

"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."

(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"

Sewered by the product August 14, 2005

severewomkentitis

A disease suffered unfortunately by those blokes who always miss the pub with the boys or the poker night, or even cricket trip due to their unwavering commitment to their missus.

Claude: Hey mate, you wanna have a few froffs tonight?
St.Kilda: I'm heading out already sorry man, actually I better go get ready
Claude: No worries mate, where ya headed?
St.Kilda: Babysitting with the missus, gonna be mad fun. I think she's rented the Notebook and we're gonna choose some flowers for her sisters birthday.
Claude: U suffer an acute case of severewomkentitis mate... have a shit one

severewomkentitis by noelclaude April 5, 2010

Severeriuosly 

A state or condition so intensely unpleasant that it threatens a apocalyptic degree of consequence completely devoid of any fun whatsoever.

When my buddy got busted for jacking his mom's car and ditching school, his life was severeriuosly screwed!

Severeriuosly by ozx January 7, 2011

severeradiation

An absolute internet god who makes both FNaF fan games and commentary youtube videos. Is not a furry, trust. Has a based grindset and is one of the few people on the internet with an actual sense of humor. Is currently on the run after committing multiple felonies against the Pennsylvania government. Hardly anyone can spell his name right and upon spelling it wrong on google get horrific images of people with actual radiation burns. Take it from here: it is spelled severeradiation.

"Hey, is that Severeradiation? I love that guy! He makes such awesome content!"

severeradiation by Sussyboy666999 May 1, 2022

Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) 

When you dont focus on your life and start simping for some random girl who doesnt even know your exist its so severe it can break even the strongest friendships apart to much simping can lead to simpititis where your only state is not to fill the needs of yourself but to simp for a random twitch thot, while simultaneously ruining your life.

"bro Brandon just keeps simping he almost died one time he has Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) many are getting diagnosed each year😔😔"

Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) by yoobster('') October 15, 2022

severe vaginitis 

A male who lacks one or more testicles and acts as such.

Wow, did you hear about that Stephen Briggs kid?

No what about him?

Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?

Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.

severe vaginitis by who dat kid? September 4, 2010

severe malkie 

The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.

wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie

severe malkie by big_g April 23, 2006