Septum Fucking

The act of removing your sexual partners septum for the sole purpose of creating an additional facial cavity large enough to accomodate an average sized penis during intercourse.

James : " I talked Mark into septum fucking me last night."

Chuck : " Awesome"

Septum Fucking by the septimus November 22, 2011

septum retainer 

Ugly piece of metal they put in your nose when you first get your septum pierced. Usually looks like an unbent staple hanging from your nostril. Easy to flip up and down and most comfortable during healing period post piercing.

"Dude I can't wait until my piercing heals so I can take out this ugly septum retainer"

septum retainer by whtevr4evr June 6, 2015

Septum boog 

When you get a booger stuck on your septum ring

Heccin shoot! I’ve got another dang septum boog on my new piercing.

Septum boog by here4thecheese July 6, 2019

septum-stretch 

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.

Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.

septum-stretch by QuacksO June 1, 2021

Septum piercing 

What stinky depressed emo alt girls wear. It does not look hip, you look like a fat ugly bull

People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'

guy 1: "Chicks who wear Septum piercings smell like my wet left toe"

guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"

Septum piercing by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024

Septum Piercing 

Badass mfers with septum piercings either have a fat cock that all the chicks want or a juicy gorrilla grip pussy that makes the boys go crazy. Most with a septum piercing have probably railed a line of coke off of the back of a toilet in a grimy dive bar stall or the pubic mons of a bad bitch. If youve got a septum piercing you definitely fuck

Male: he got a septum piercing to let people know his cock is fat

Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy

Septum Piercing by Fucking_off May 16, 2025

Septum piercing theory 

It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.

Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.

Septum piercing theory by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025