ball scratching 

Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.

Also referred to as scrapesticle

guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.

ball scratching by Ashko November 23, 2009

National give boy your scrunchie week 

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what

Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee

National give boy your scrunchie week by For the girls who have a crush May 11, 2019

bristle scrunchie 

The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush

Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie

bristle scrunchie by BreakfastClubGirl May 7, 2021

Pork scratching 

When a guy gets the perfect pinch, roll, scratch technique in just the right spot on his balls. This is the greatest pleasure a man can feel.

Omg yes I just got the best pork scratching

Pork scratching by Lord McCready October 9, 2020

scrunchie

a legendary hair tie used to put a girls entire outfit together

stranger 1: what is in her hair
stranger 2: a scrunchie

scrunchie by MonkeyMan11 January 25, 2019

Scrunchie Day 

Give you crush a scrunchie day!

Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!

Scrunchie Day by _a_person_that_has_a_name_ October 26, 2019

scratchington 

someone who likes piss and has they pronouns in bio

probably has blue hares

theyre taking that golden shower like a cuck, what a scratchington

scratchington by TNS carry you March 9, 2022