survey says 

another way of saying "and the answer is...."
(from the game show Family Feud, where the host in the final round would shout "survey says!" to the board, to reveal how many people came back with the same answer to the question).

when looking something up on Google, some people have a tendency to utter the words "survey says" when the results appear on the screen....what noobs!

survey says by holly February 12, 2005

Frankie says relax 

Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.

Relax, don't do it.

Frankie says relax by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

HR says 'no comment' 

Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.

Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.

HR says 'no comment' by ChuckChaser69 July 4, 2010

Brain says no but your nuts say go 

Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them

steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE

Brain says no but your nuts say go by jaffaw July 15, 2009

"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver 

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."

There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019

National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day 

On June 4 of every year it comes time for National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day. Girlfriends and boyfriends all across the world have to succumb to the pressure and dirty requests from their boyfriends. Wether they want you to buy them food or treat them to other things.. unfortunately you have no say.

Hey girlfriend! It's National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day. Come over here and let me clap your cheeks then buy me food.

National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day by blondebitch69 April 27, 2020

Saiman Says 

Indian youtuber known to eradicate cringe from the youtube community. Posts quality videos and vlogs.

Pewdiepie: This saiman says guy is funny! I'd like to meet him

Saiman Says by Lmaodead September 15, 2020