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Sample Squatters 

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.
Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."
Sample Squatters by parallel_master September 25, 2017

sample text 

A phrase used in MLG vines and videos. When there is an extreme bass drop or trickshot random things appear, sometimes including 'sample text'. Most of the time it has absolutely no meaning, it just takes up space like the wow guy or Mountain Dew and Doritos.
Person 1: you're stupid
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".
sample text by Lemon Fresh Bleach January 6, 2017

sample in a jar 

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.
"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"
sample in a jar by hottie April 16, 2005

sample trample 

people bum rushing each other over a very desirable offering at the Costco food sample station
And how's your grandma doing?
It's so sad. She's recovering from a broken hip after she got sample trampled at Costco at the Kobe beef sizzler sample station.
sample trample by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

sample text 

sample text by Davemyster5 November 16, 2021

sample sale remorse 

the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.
"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."
sample sale remorse by adecasp January 15, 2011