remote dance

The movements you make with your hand when trying to get your tv to recognize your remote control.

All remote dances are different, but most involve twisting your hand around until the remote is almost upside down, thinking that for some reason that will help.

Last night i remote danced for like five minutes trying to turn the volume up.

remote dance by offulspellir92 February 25, 2009

Remote Angel 

The act of mimicking a snow angel pattern,while lying in bed trying to find your remote contol.

too lazy to get up and unable to fing the remote,Gus started making remote angels.

Remote Angel by Bigger Gus February 24, 2012

remote rage 

The sweeping anger that overcomes someone when they cannot find the channel changer, causing them to spiral into a state of rage

It's best to steer clear of my alcohol father when he's having remote rage

remote rage by im_on_meth March 21, 2010

Remote ADD 

Someone with Remote ADD doesn't have an attention span that exceeds a commercial break. When watching the desired show and a commercial comes on, someone with Remote ADD will change the channel until he finds one without a commercial, later returning to the original channel.

Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.

Bob and Jim were watching Goldfinger and every commercial that came on, Bob would switch to ESPN hoping to catch SportsCenter. Unfortunately, there were usually commercials, so Bob went back to Goldfinger.

The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.

Remote ADD by A Rab $$ January 2, 2011

Remote Dock 

When the tip of your penis touches the front of the toilet seat or bowl, where another man's penis has already touched.

"hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. I remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake."

Remote Dock by Raunchtastic August 17, 2016

remote nazi

a person that is obsessed with controlling the remote at all times and is constantly watching "their" shows

hand over the controls so that we can watch what we want, you "remote nazi"

remote nazi by BiG H4NDSOME July 23, 2010

Remote Control

A cordless device used to enable/disable other devices from a distance.

He used his remote control to turn the channel on his T.V.

Remote Control by Unrelated February 5, 2005