cat rancher

A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.

That crazy bitch down the street is a cat rancher.

cat rancher by mug3nx April 27, 2009

jolly rancher 

metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ

"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"

jolly rancher by Alexxxxxxxxxx October 26, 2005

Monster Rancher 

cool ass game

play that shit

Monster Rancher by big mike the man October 31, 2003

ass rancher 

a. one who ranches asses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one's own ass

a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.

b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.

ass rancher by snibey September 7, 2011

turd rancher 

A little known phrase for a homosexual person.

That palce was filled with a bunch of turd ranchers.

turd rancher by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

crab rancher 

Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.

-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."

crab rancher by Danny Fehlings November 13, 2007

turtle rancher 

Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.

Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.

turtle rancher by Tucker Sampson May 20, 2008