Window of Pooportunity 

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.

Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.

Window of Pooportunity by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013

Property Brothers

Verb - To demolish something with a sledge hammer or maul, especially when related to home renovations.

Hey boo, the new cabinets I ordered are getting delivered today, so we gotta Property Brothers the kitchen.

Property Brothers by Mx. Reese September 30, 2017

Bippity Boppity You Are My Property 

When someone says this to you, you immediately become their property and must submit to their will

Person 1: Hey was--
Person 2: Bippity boppity you are my property
Person 1: Yes master

Bippity Boppity You Are My Property by Turd_Nugget January 25, 2020

comparative property

n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.

Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"

comparative property by Lomonte95 July 6, 2006

Property Gorilla 

A racial slur referring to black people. It originated in the late era's of the slave trade and the early times after slavery was outlawed. White men started to refer to black people as Property gorillas because they were now allowed to own land, thus they were staring to populate neighbourhoods and allegedly "stealing" the land from other white folk interested in buying.

That filthy Property Gorilla bought a house next to mine! soon enough the whole street will be a jungle.

Property Gorilla by CinnaMan August 11, 2009

Constrain Proportions 

The application or employment of a process or feature by which an artist will ensure both the ratio AND perspective of an image remain relative to that of the original image. Failure to "constrain proportions" has resulted in many innocent men being "duped" on internet dating sites (and the like), sustaining an eternal loss of essential "crop points."

TA:"I'm tryin to photoshop that sikk pic you got of me killin' a keg stand at the Rutgers party, Nig." "Everytime I resample, I end up lookin like Nicole Richie doin' a headstand on a Heineken keg can."

RA:"You need to constrain proportions"

....Beware the rubber bakk

Constrain Proportions by KurtBarlow February 13, 2007

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