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The accidental insertion into the anus of a strand of toilet paper resulting in a dangling wad of feces covered toilet paper.
Krissi always wiped with such precision that It was inevitable that she’d dangle a piñata once in a while.
PIÑATA by JSRN June 15, 2018

Piñata Immigration Reform 

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

Piñata Nigger 

defamatory remarks towards Hispanics. Esp those illegals from Mexico ruining the USA. F uck amnesty. GO HOME!
aye! you see dem brown Piñata Niggers over der, eatin those bean n cheese burritos... playing pin the tail on the wetback? fuck dem poor spics. GO BACK TO MEXICO YOU ILLEGALS!!!!
Piñata Nigger by T. Martin December 7, 2013

piñata girl

A girl who hits a man's emotions until his hearts broken. In some cases this can result in the man giving out candy to small children as a hobby.
Tony: Dude, did you hear what happened between Susie and Melvin?

DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.

Tony: What a piñata girl!

DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?

Piñata Party

A “piñata party” is where a bunch of guys wrap a girl in a Mexican Poncho and smack her in the face with their dicks. The game is over when she gets a nosebleed.
Greg met his wife of 20 years at a Piñata Party where Greg showed up late and unfortunately wasn’t able to get any English behind any of his smacks due to the odd angle he found himself in due to an old softball injury.

Pinata Sex 

When you have sex with a fat chick so hard that snacks fall out of her pockets.
Guy: "Dude, I had some serious pinata sex with Bridget last night!"

Dude: "That's fuck nasty, Guy."
Pinata Sex by iLike Pussy July 26, 2011