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Bureau of Rape and Pillage 

Nickname for the Bureau of Land Management of the United States Department of the Interior in reference to the agency's infamous grazing, mining, and timber harvesting practices.
I was going to enjoy a fine evening of camping and fishing this weekend, but the Bureau of Rape and Pillage just passed an initiative to clear-cut our spot.
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pillage the village 

Taking a monolithic shit (usually in a damn near stranger's bathroom) after a long night of getting fuckin plastered
Ahem....whats your name again...not important at the moment but what is, is the location of your bathroom. Its time to pillage the village! Sorry in advance for any damages.
pillage the village by jc804 August 26, 2013

pink palace pillager 

A pillager of pussy, especially and almost exclusively in reference to the one eyed wandering Willie.
"Paul plunged his Pink Palace Pillager into Polly's peter pouch for a proper porking.
pink palace pillager by phuc yue December 8, 2007

Pillager 

one who pillages
That guy over there is a world-class pillager
Pillager by imthabest June 13, 2010
The act of stealing as much as you can carry/want, then burning down/destroying the place you got it from.

Usually done by pirates or other raiders in small villages, although robbing a house then torching it is a time-honored tradition.
"Yarr, avast ye. I'll pillage your village!"

"Marco and Charlie were just going to rob the place, but it ended in a full-blown pillage."
Pillage by Shadow_XII May 16, 2006

pillageplunder 

Most dangerous nigga with beef
Beef, this nigga pillageplunder is most dangerous with it
pillageplunder by pillageplunder November 12, 2009
When you have to take 3 or more different kinds of pills.
My grandparents spend a half an hour every morning consuming their prescription pillage!
pillage by Little Amy June 11, 2006