Perciver 

Perciver is the portmanteau (slash) shipping name of Harry Potter characters Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley. The ship has been around for a long time, possibly since 1997, however it's fanbase is relatively small.

Oliver: Hey Percy, d'you want to *ahem* play Quidditch tonight?
Percy: But Oliver, you know I don't like flyin- OH! Er, er, right. Well yes, yes, definately.
Oliver: You know we have fangirls and they call us Perciver, right?
Percy: Yes, you showed me some of the stories they've written. Frighteningly accurate.

Perciver by MarauderHeart October 25, 2011

Doris Day Parking 

Any parking spot that seems as though it was meant to be, as evidenced by the spot's convenience to one's destination as well as the smoothness with which one can park their car in said spot.

Derived from the sort of parking found by Doris Day in any Doris Day movie.

See also: Rock Star Parking

Because of the sweet Doris Day parking I got in Westwood, I wasn't late for the movie.

Doris Day Parking by Amanda Louise November 30, 2006

birdy pecking 

When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it

Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment

birdy pecking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

The turtle is peeking 

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.

The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.

The turtle is peeking by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010

Tweaker Peekin 

The act of peeking out of blinds or curtains in a rapid and deliberately inconspicuous fashion, consistent with the effects of methamphetamine, under duress of extreme paranoia that one is being surveilled. In extreme cases this phenomena can last days on end, and typically worsens with increasing sleep deprivation.

"Dude did you hear someone outside?"
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"

*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*

Tweaker Peekin by Zookeep January 16, 2011

Semi-parking 

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

Semi-parking by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

Peaking In High School 

A person who obtains the following traits:
1. Went to the closest college possible. Probably a D2 school with crappy athletics.

2. Their social media pictures are still of them playing high school sports.

3. They never leave the small town they went to high school in.

4. They never became anything more than the asshat they were in high school.

5. Probably won’t show up to your class reunion out of embarrassment.

6. 8/10 chance he was a fuckboy in high school.

“Chad is such a loser now. We call that peaking in high school kids. Don’t be Chad.”

Peaking In High School by Roastmaster996 November 25, 2017