Dirty Paper Cut 

A recently discovered reference to a black woman's vagina

Craig - "so what did you do with that black chick you picked up last night?"

Simon - "I stabbed her one right in her dirty paper cut"

Craig - "Did it hurt?"

Simon - 'It stung a bit but I'll get over it"

Craig - "Sore"

Simon - "Yep she certainly is"

Dirty Paper Cut by SpringyEcho March 2, 2010

Rochester Paper-cut

Being grazed by a stray bullet.

Damn son, you just got a Rochester Paper-cut.

Rochester Paper-cut by Intellectual Wizard August 5, 2023

Scissors Cut Paper 

The phrase often said during the act of forming a "V" with both your pointer finger and middle finger and opening and closing them upon someones hand which was going for a high five .

Person: High Five!
Me: Scissors cut paper.
Person:WTF?

Scissors Cut Paper by Unholy Cow October 19, 2010

cut out paper dolls

To be insane.

I noticed that on some old cartoons, that they would make a visual joke with the charters who were cutting out paper dolls.

cut out paper dolls by Light Joker June 15, 2004

paper cuts from money 

When your so rich that you take some money out of the bank and you get a paper cut from all the money cause their is to much of it.
Also used by Lil Uzi VertIn p2.

Rich Person 1: How was the bank?
Rich person 2: man i had so much money i got paper cuts from money.
Rich person 1: Dude that happened to me to!
Rich person 2: No way nice man!

paper cuts from money by KILLALLKARENS April 2, 2020

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts 

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts is an exclamation used by one who has just had something negative occur unto them.

It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."

The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.

It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"

*player 1 is shot by player 2*
Player 1: Fuck nuts and paper cuts! You got me!

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts by Piemanthe3rd June 15, 2009

Digital Paper Cuts 

The pain felt by multiple revisions of digital documents to achieve an end product / presentation

After input received from 10 different co-workers, the author had multiple Digital Paper Cuts

Digital Paper Cuts by scottnangie9 June 29, 2010