Jungle Patching 

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

Jungle Patching by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Toe-pinching 

annamarie made it up. its when you PINCH SOMEONE WITH YOUR FUCKING TOE AND IT CAUSES YOU MORE PAIN YOU HAVE EVER FELT IN YOUR LIFE. do not toe pinch. it hurts like hell.

ow. owie. nooo. toe-pinching

Toe-pinching by fleh1029 January 17, 2011

punching the hog 

Aggressive masturbation

'Much of my youth was spent in my room punching the hog'

punching the hog by chucky lavinder May 1, 2018

punching bean 

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

punching bean by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018

punching the air 

The act of pretending to “fight someone” because you’re angry about something.

I bet everyone from Toronto is punching the air after finding out Kawhi is leaving the Raptors.

punching the air by Hey What's Up You Guys, Yes! July 19, 2019

Patching 

Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.

Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.

Patching by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

hippie punching 

1. The fantasy common among disaffected right-wingers of assaulting people they imagine as the embodiment of treasonous forces afflicting the nation. Rarely if ever put into practice, since in the real world the hippies either went back to real life after 1980 or turned into Silicon Valley libertarians.

2. The practice common among establishment centrists of ritualistically denigrating progressives in order to win over imaginary swing voters and David Brooks. Sometimes misinterpreted as a boneheaded political mistake, it's actually a sign of deep and unselfish commitment to pleasing owners and professionals even at the cost of losing elections.

1. After a pleasant afternoon of drinking antifreeze, Vaughan and Christian decided to go down to the fair-trade market for some hippie punching.

2. After a pleasant afternoon of tongue-kissing insurance lobbyists, David Axelrod decided to go down to the Washington Post for some hippie punching.

hippie punching by MississippiGoddamn October 20, 2010