needledick 

man w/ extremely thin penis that doesnt do much unless ur "tight"

needledick by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Needledick Bugfucker

A penis so small that it can fuck bugs.

Holy shit guys, that dudes a needledick bugfucker!

Needledick Bugfucker by osufan15 April 8, 2009

Citation Needed 

To be said aloud when you think you're being fed bullshit.
Can also be used when using hearsay as fact.

Stacey: OMG did you hear that Shanna is pregnant?!?!
Amy: Citation Needed
Emma: You got pwned

Amy: I heard Paul and Josie are going out now.. Citation needed.

Citation Needed by AmyWamyLamy November 24, 2010

Needled 

1. Being strung out/high on heroine.
2. Having a tattoo.

That junkie's always needled.

That guy's needled with a sick tattoo.

Needled by Jaynik December 2, 2007

neebedone 

(n) person who is hired to do one job but ends up doing whatever task needs to be done.

Go ask the neebedone to make some coffee.

neebedone by bahrainz January 2, 2004

neezled 

being in the state of drunkenness

my mates were completely neezled when we came out of the pub. unfortunately i was the designated driver.

neezled by sdk (scotty dont no) January 19, 2008

Neeleying 

Neeleying is the act of taking sloppy joe meat and covering not only yourself but your partner as well in the meat. After this has been completed, you then take a pack of buns and place then on your partner. After this has been done, you take a handful of sloppy joe meat and put in the woman's vagina. If your partner is a man, you place the meat in his anus. You then have sex with your partner using the sloppy joe meat as lube.

Person 1- "Hey, how was Trina last night?"
Person 2- "Great, We were neeleying for almost 2 hours!"

Neeleying by Joe Jam February 6, 2015