mullered 

A state of high intoxication due to the consumption of drugs

"Damn im mullered"

mullered by Mush-beer July 25, 2003

mulletess

A female who has a femullet.

That was one skanky looking mulletess.

mulletess by Also Named Bort September 2, 2008

Malleted 

To have had sex and found it to be rubbish.

Sandra was malleted by Gary.

Malleted by The Scotsman September 30, 2005

mullered 

To be absolutely off your face on drink and drugs, derived from the Yoghurt manufacturer Muller, after people (mostly gimps) used to go round sayin Creamed, Creamed turned to Mullered

" I was fackin mullered on friday night in the club, I was so facked that I started usin cockney words like Mullered "

mullered by John Gaskell December 28, 2005

mullered 

How one feels after taking a lot of ecstacy and / or amphetamines.

We were all mullered when we got back from Bullet Proof at 7am.

mullered by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

Mullered 

The act of hand balling (or passing off) a work task to a colleague. Also, to only partially complete a set task and drop prices without any sign of resistance from the client causing additional work for others.

Damn it, I got this new account and it's been Mullered!

Mullered by Mullered August 25, 2009

Mullered 

To be hit in the face or body with semen with the consitency of müller rice yoghurt.

Caney: Thanks for that Múller Rice brand yoghurt that you sprayed onto my face Rippee, it tasted... where are your pants?

Rippeee: A better question would be "Why did you just splatter my face with baby gravy" and the answer would be "why not"

Caney: Gah, i have been Mullered

Mullered by This is Not Roach August 7, 2008