Skip to main content

yes mommer 

When one must always respond to said persons mother with the words: yes mommy, mom, or mother. This is usually the result of heavy parenting and overly obedient children. Every Yes mummer is physically and mentally incapable of uttering the word no to their or any persons mother. The yes mommer is looked down upon by the group, usually because of their forced early departure time, normally around 8:45pm.
John: Sorry guys, my mom's being a bitch and is making me go home early.

Group: BULL SHIT

Martin: Yeah right, you just can't say no to your MOMMY you yes mommer.
yes mommer by SK AC November 12, 2011

Mommicked 

In eastern North Carolina, natives say "mommicked" to mean confused, messed up or fouled up.
When he hit the deer, Joe really mommicked his car good.
Mommicked by Capt. Katie May 30, 2006
A comment left by your mother (who you reluctantly added as a friend) on your Facebook. They are typically lame and/or embarrassing and can often be a source of great entertainment for your friends. Momments are frequently deleted.
"Dude, this is killing me! I got another momment yesterday. I swear she checks my facebook daily."
"She has to stop mommenting or I'm gonna remove her as a friend."

Chad Bronson "SOO WASTEDDD WAT A NIGHTT"
Marcia Bronson "Honey, we should talk about this :("
Momment by AriFerrari October 29, 2009
Adjective- meaning mess up. Used extensively in eastern North Carolina.
Don't mommick that, I need to use it.
Mommick by Luffa 1 November 4, 2009

Grundle Mummies 

When toilet paper gets stuck on your grundle and when found later looked aged as if its king tuts mummy on your grundle.
Sidedoor Sally was going down on me and became disgust when she found my grundle mummies.
Grundle Mummies by Tit Whale January 16, 2009
v. to bother or annoy with intensity
"Don't mommick the cat." or "You're about to mommick me to death."
mommick by ket d January 24, 2009