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Bareback Mounting 

The renaming of the gay cowboy movie by popular conservative radio host Michael Savage.
Someone: Brokeback Mountain was so gay!

Someone else: You mean Bareback Mounting?

molexting 

The act of molesting people with unwanted texting.
Stop molexting me, freak!!!
molexting by gregjockca May 18, 2011

molexting 

Mol-ext-ing
To send multiple text messages and or photos to someone’s mobile device or computer without their consent.
I turned my phone on this morning and found 30 text messages from a girl I met last night. She molexting me over my cell phone.
molexting by pacman75 August 6, 2009

molesting myself 

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!
molesting myself by tonyfamous October 8, 2010

movening 

Slang for "morevening'

A state of mind where one is either confused or purposely conflates morning and evening due to inebriation or being a frequent flyer.
1. Mafukta shows up to work in a state of movening: dressed like a slut ready to pick-up the first cock with a pulse.
2. Mafukta's 'walk of shame' is such a 'morevening' move!
3. Mafukta came in like a 'hot mess' due to her state of 'morevening'."
movening by CharmCityGal March 24, 2011

memeeting 

a meeting arranged by sarcasm intellects for discussion over memes
Sorry I have a memeeting fixed today at 7pm