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Pirate's Lunchbox

A meal composed entirely of meat and food rich in protein. Created to give pirates their energy during their plundering. It was usually packed for portable consumption, hence the Lunchbox part. Is now used to refer to a lunchbox for kids that don't like vegetables.
Mom: Billy, I've packed you celery sticks and peanut butter for lunch.
Billy: Aww, I wanted a Pirate's Lunchbox.
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Dusty Lunchbox 

When your fucking a dusty wornout vagina. You pull your dick out and stick a ham sandwich in it.
Mike: Hey this girl was beggin me for a dusty lunchbox last night. But i like ham alot so i said no.

Joe: How can you say no to that!?!?
Dusty Lunchbox by Joe Gimm August 21, 2009

arabian lunchbox 

a rank fart leaking out an ass hole
when theres a fart leaking out of your freinds ass hole....kinda like when an arabian guy opens his lunchbox and everyone wants to leave the room thus a "arabian lunchbox" is formed

Litty lunchbox 

N. A pretty lit person; someone who's awesomeness is underrated or overlooked
Litty lunchbox by 07998 May 19, 2017

library lunchbox kids 

kids who hang out by the library, usually have lunchboxes of retro cartoons, and play guitars and hackysack
Dude, whats up with those library lunchbox kids dancing in the rain and hugging trees?

tokyo lunchbox 

When you go down on a girl with chop sticks, and use them to spread her lips to reveal her clitoris.
I took this girl out for sushi last night, and took an extra pair of chop sticks home with me. When we got busy, I pulled out the chop sticks and gave her a Tokyo Lunchbox.
tokyo lunchbox by Ramhole June 1, 2007

lunchboxer 

A lunchboxer is a guy who brings a lunch to work with him that his wife lovingly prepared for him with his favorite foods. A lunchboxer is usually a more mature knowledgeable worker in contrast to the generation x worker who eats week old dog food out of the vending machine in the truckers lounge just so his wife can get 10 more minutes of sleep.
Old Schooler: "This sure is a good salami and swiss sandwich that my wife packed me today!"

Irish Kid: " Oh quit being such a lunchboxer and showing off. I have to eat another one of these "Paulaburgers" because they are the only items left in the machine again!"
lunchboxer by Petergozinya June 10, 2009