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loogie jizz 

To cum in her face and it goes up her nose like a loogie
I am going to loogie jizz that hoe
She snorted my jizz up her nose like a loogie
loogie jizz by autoliscious December 17, 2015

Loogie Pooter 

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.
When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.
Loogie Pooter by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008

loogie season 

The time in a cold or flu when you are constantly coughing up phlegm and loogies, or the time of the year when people are prone to colds or flu.
Sorry bro I can’t go out tonight, It’s loogie season.

Loogie of Life 

Nut. Semen. Sperm. You get the jizzt (ba-dum-slpooge)
I violently shot a Loogie of Life across your sister's face.
Loogie of Life by cring2511 May 12, 2025

hawking a loogie 

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie
When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
hawking a loogie by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Crack Whore Loogie 

An act of oral/nasal sex. The man jizzes on a flat mirror and girl uses a razor-blade to make lines out of it. She then snorts it up her nose, hocks it back, and spits it out.

variation- Crack Whore Snowball - same actions as before, but the girl spits it back into the dudes mouth
Lisa's low on tissues. Must be busy giving crack whore loogies.