legally retarded 

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

legally retarded by nick May 19, 2005

Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings

The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.

Legally incapacitated by Ruerzi October 12, 2011

Legally skilled 

Noun or verb- Someone that is acting like they are on the spectrum or retarded in general

*you grab Cade’s colored pencils
“You tell him that will be twenty cents”
He yells at you retardedly
Someone watching would say : Wow look Cade is legally skilled!

Legally skilled by Legally skilled legend October 19, 2018

Legally Happy 

When an individual feels happy by doing something legal.

Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.

Legally Happy by but for October 20, 2017

Legally Happy 

When an individual feels happy doing something legal.

Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.

Legally Happy by but for October 20, 2017

legally stupid 

A person that has IQ below 90.

Man, this guy is legally stupid, he doesn't even know how to wear pants!

legally stupid by Excustic July 1, 2016

legally blind 

1. Not blind
2. One who receives state assistance or preferential treatment ostensibly for poor eyesight or impaired vision
3. A panhandler who sports the accoutrements of the sightless: a seeing eye dog, dark tinted eyeglasses, a cane , a tin cup, and a hand-lettered sign soliciting donations from the public, but whose eyesight within normal range. A beggar who feigns blindness.

4. One who wears eyeglasses and exploits and exaggerates the condition as a disability that requires government assistance, financial or otherwise.

My cabdriver told us "being legally blind has a lot of bennies" such as "they can't fire me for having too many accidents"

legally blind by My dog's name April 25, 2020