kiddie fiddler 

one who fiddles with kiddies

you are such a kiddie fiddler

kiddie fiddler by Speedracer August 26, 2003

Kiddie Fiddler 

One who enjoys the company of those under the age of 16. A bit too much.

I heard that guy Leorae is a kiddie fiddler. He's chatting up a 14 yr old boy!

Kiddie Fiddler by MrsGraham March 15, 2009

kiddie stroll 

A segment of a red light district that’s oftenly frequented by a wide assortment of teenage prostitutes.

Last night I picked up a hot tightie, on kiddie stroll; and she sucked me off for only three lines of coke.

kiddie stroll by Robertino October 16, 2005

kiddie porn

Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.

What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.

There is A LOT of kiddie porn on Kazaa.

kiddie porn by Kevin December 30, 2003

Kiddie Pool 

A person whose personality is so shallow, it's only skin deep. A person that is so superficial, that they are compared to the most shallow swimming pool, the kiddie pool.

"Ashley is so shallow, she's a kiddie pool."

"Brock?! Deep?! Are you kidding?! He's a kiddie pool."

Kiddie Pool by Youknowyadayada November 10, 2009

kiddie litter 

a grouping of 6 or more children to one set of parents or a single parent. Having a sixth child makes your brood a kiddie litter.

Ted: "Did Brangelina just adopt another baby?"

Ivy: "Yeah, they've officially got themselves a kiddie litter"

kiddie litter by Ivy Oganesyan July 6, 2009

kiddie speed 

Prescription stimulants given to children with ADD/ADHD, and usually sold on the illegal drug market as well.

Concerta, Ritalin, and Adderall are brand names of kiddie speed.

kiddie speed by Pyrolysis January 21, 2008