taeyong and mark a day,keeps the stupidity away 

a person who hates nct but actually secretly a stan ㅋㅋㅋ called them a jiminsworld

i love nct but i am scared of my own fandom,im crying in the inside as i am dumb,i believe that taeyong and mark a day,keeps the stupidity away

taeyong and mark a day,keeps the stupidity away by sorryimjiminsworldandilovenct December 2, 2020

Whatever keeps your boat afloat. 

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."

Whatever keeps your boat afloat. by lauren.fyeahhh August 2, 2012

a hug a day keeps the herpies away 

A term used by rodelle and art saying that you should hug dirty girls, not get herpies from them

Rodelle: damn, that girl is hot.

Art: Thats true, but remember, a hug a day keeps the herpies away.

a hug a day keeps the herpies away by everyon e ee July 25, 2009

playing for keeps 

ONLY the coolest thing a person could possibly do. Playing for keeps requires the total manipulation of one's surroundings to further accentuate their own.

Who plays for keeps? I play for keeps. :::::::::
Or... I'm playing for keeps.

playing for keeps by Ricky Ross A.K.A. da freeway BO$$ April 9, 2007

I don't play for keeps

Not wanting to settle down with someone, because you don't need them.

"Its my year to be thotiana, so he needs to leave cause I don't play for keeps."

I don't play for keeps by who.rly.cares March 21, 2019

the poop keeps it whar it is

An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.

First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.

A: So Jessica and I went out Friday night, and we had the best time! First we went over to Jon's house, and--
B: The poop keeps it whar it is.

the poop keeps it whar it is by Don Pratt February 2, 2004

the kiss that keeps on kissing 

The kiss that keeps on kissing is also known as herpes.

Herpes. The kiss that keeps on kissing.

the kiss that keeps on kissing by Fearman May 24, 2008