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puppy kicking 

Picking on or challenging someone who is obviously weaker and will be no contest in a duel.
Guy 1: Did you see the Corvettes calling out the Hondas at the track?

Guy 2: Yes, I don't know why they decided to go puppy kicking.
puppy kicking by Priapuss February 22, 2017

kicking and screaming 

when somebody is struggling to keep from being forcibly moved, removed, or pulled against their will or otherwise do something that they do not want to do.
Amanda Knox says she will only go back to Italy "kicking and screaming" after an Italian court ruled she should not have been cleared.

kicking off

When a person acts in a belligerent manner, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, although it is possible to 'kick off' whilst sober.
Zara: Have you seen Mark?
Sam: I think he's in the lower Pollet kicking off.
Zara: Lol.
Mark: You fucking what?
Iain: I love Lauren.
Mark: Fuck off Iain.
kicking off by John Gollop May 24, 2011

Kicking Mitchie 

Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.
If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.
Kicking Mitchie by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020

Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) 

A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.
It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.

ass-kicking shoes

The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass
1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)

2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?

Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
ass-kicking shoes by batgod November 5, 2013