Internetextual 

The act of communication through text with someone online. It includes email, im, chat, commenting, etc. Can be sexual in nature but doesn't have to be.

Gena: ~Glomps Dann with a hit and run hug.~ Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Dann: I am actually more of a fan of glomps happening in real life. But I will take your internetextual glomp gladly.

Internetextual by Diamond Dann October 27, 2011

internetocracy 

Political or governmental control dictated via internet communication.

If social media influence popular culture, then we must be living in an internetocracy.

internetocracy by LAlawMedMBA November 22, 2013

Internette 

A desperate fat girl; uses internet to find love.

I met this weird internette the other day.

Internette by steammustachio August 14, 2019

internetted 

When you're intending to go and do something useful and get caught in the tantalizing web that the internet is. Stumble, or IM or Facebook. You name it, and the distraction exists.

A : Oh? I thought you were going to bed early today.

B : Yeah man, I intended to . But I got totally internetted and got delayed.

internetted by Gradstudent6 December 16, 2010

internetese

Langage derived from the internet.

(Geek on chat etc talking in internetese)
Stfu lol, Frank is a noob. G2g, I need to play with my star trek toys. peace

internetese by Squeaky B November 26, 2005

interneteur

A person who uses the internet to get rich from nothing. Similar to a real life entrepreneur.

Rich made $1,000,000 online, he is an interneteur.

interneteur by Kierz October 21, 2008

interneternity 

A period of time spanning from the second something is posted online, until the complete and total annihilation of the entire universe. Maybe longer.

Did you really post that pic of your ass boil? You might as well embrace celibacy.

Nah, it’s just for interneternity. I may still get laid a few thousand lives from now.

interneternity by The Jackel 2003 June 28, 2019