gobble hobble 

when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on

goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning

teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(

gobble hobble by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES April 24, 2018

French hobble 

A method of partially disabling a person by cutting a hole in his scrotum and sticking his foot through it.

If that rotten son of a bitch shows his ugly face around here, I'll put a French hobble on him!

French hobble by OldOllie September 25, 2007

GIBNOE HOBBLE 

noun: a girly pop who werks

verb: to aggressively eat something out

adjective: a super slay action or thing
pronouns: gibnoe/hobble

noun: Omg Girl in Red is the queen gibnoe hobble.
Verb: Bro, she wants to gibnoe hobble ur pussy.
Adjective: Rupaul is so gibnoe hobble.

GIBNOE HOBBLE by gibnoehobble9000 March 11, 2023

Hibble Hobble 

A hibble hobble is not everything and nothing everyone and no one

I hibble hobbled your mom

Hibble Hobble by Jsusked August 23, 2023

Hobo Hobble 

A run down home, or establishment that only a hobo would reside in.

Mark gazed in disgust upon the pieced and patched together Hobo Hobble the Hobo lived in and or occupied.

Hobo Hobble by Scout love April 19, 2010

Hoodrat Hobble 

It's like the Walk of Shame but you're homeless so you just limp around the Westside

Oh shit is that Dominique doin the Hoodrat Hobble again! Hahaha!

Hoodrat Hobble by drmace February 10, 2019

Hag Hobble 

When you get dicked down too hard and you can't walk straight the next morning.

Damn, check out Amanda's hag hobble! She must've been up late getting gigaboned.

Hag Hobble by NumberOneBeefBoy June 29, 2024