An adult female hockey player who likes to play exclusively on men’s teams. Usually the “Hamster” creates a lot of issues with the other players’ wives and she creates awkward locker roomscenarios.
Hamster played for us last night, it was the only time Tony kept his fucking mouth shut.
Hamster burrowed her way into the dressing room last game, thought Angelo was going to pitch a tent.
Dude, Matt told his wife that Hamster played last night. My wife was so pissed.
A small rodent not to be confused with a mouse. They are very fuzzy and friendly. They also like to dance. Also, they will run in little plastic or metal wheels until they die from either heart attack or exhaustion. Make good pets except they are known to plan world domination, escape artists and also like to run around your house and poop everywhere.