haircut fetish 

A haircut fetish is when one is turned on by cutting, dyeing, and/or shaving someone's hair.

Guy 1: Whoo boy, Sofia is hot!
Guy 2: Why? To me, she's only a 7.
Guy 1: She is the definitive pick of a haircut fetishist like me. I want to cut her hair, dye her hair like Kylie Jenner, and then shave it all off!

haircut fetish by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017

Haircut Fallout 

The large amount of comments, attention, and shock by people about your hair right after it's cut.

"That haircut fallout will be soooo long with your new style."

Haircut Fallout by technocactus May 26, 2009

Haircut-meter 

Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!

Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline.

Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!

Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!

Haircut-meter by That Raffy Taffy May 31, 2019

Haircut Season 

The time in between fall and winter , where it clicks in an Asian parents mind that their son needs a haircut.

Guy 1: Dude did you get your hair cut !?
Guy 2: No shit its haircut season

Haircut Season by mrjames81 December 8, 2009

haircut rave 

a show or concert where most of the croud is concerned about there cool 80's hair other then the music.

lets go flyer at the haircut rave tonight.

haircut rave by liveset May 23, 2005

Haircut Penalization 

When you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.

Person 1: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know."
Person 3: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Well, obviously, I know that I got a haircut."
Person 4: "Wow, thats some seriously Haircut Penalization"

etc.

Haircut Penalization by Tommmmm Russsssso December 14, 2009

Haircut Weekend 

(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends

Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"

Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."

Haircut Weekend by 4n4nn1 August 16, 2012